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Accordion Solo!
$11.98
This is Jamie Stewart's band from July 1999 to July 2000, just prior to his forming Xiu Xiu. If you are a fan of Xiu Xiu, you will definitely enjoy this compilation of almost everything recorded by Ten in the Swear Jar. Stewart is the lead singer and, while there are no songwriting credits, I think it's safe to assume, the songwriter as well. There are amazing versions of I Love the Valley and Hellsabot, and a number of great songs that will be new to Xiu Xiu fans. I would say this album is slightly more accesible than any Xiu Xiu albums, but not by a lot. There is slightly less noise, the vocals are a little louder, and the songs are a little tighter. But there is plenty of screaming, plenty of gorgeous singing, and plenty of the unique quality that makes Jamie Stewart one of the most interesting people on the music scene right now.

Jim Jefferies: I Swear to God
$19.97
Can't wait to see what extras are on the DVD. Saw the HBO special several times and loved it, got funnier every time. Like some of the greats, Carlin, Pryor and so on he is able to make his vulgarity work for him so that he doesn't sound like so many other comics, just being vulgar and offensive for the sheer shock of it. It comes across as natural, as if it is just who he is and how he sees the world. No one is safe from ridicule, even himself. I can't recommend this special enough. One of the freshest minds in comedy since Eddie Izzard.

Cursin Boobjob Bear Swearbear
$12.28
This item has features and themes that are for adults only. Ages 18 and up. Recommended for mature collectors. A teddy bear like no other. Boobs? Yes. Brains? You be the judge. This naughty plush girl is a cussing wonder! There's no better way to say 'I know they're fake' than with the gift of this cuddly talking bear. She says such wondrous things as 'Lick my ni' well, you can probably figure out the rest of it on your own. This fun toy is not appropriate for children, most adults, or the elderly. As such, handle with care; this is one teddy bear you'll have to keep your eyes on! Stands 6 1/2-inches tall. Phrases include: 'Do you like my new knockers?' 'Hell yes, they're real... real confidence boosting!' 'Lick my nipples. I can't feel a thing.' 'START staring at my tits!'

I Swear
$0.99