strip tease

Quick Strips: Blondes Tease, Brunettes Please
$19.95
Your first tip-off that this DVD will have issues is that there are a total of 14 women featured, but the DVD is only 60 minutes. Do the math.
That's only about 4 minutes per girl. Sorry...not enough. Hot Body could have done us a huge favor by breaking this up into a two-disk collection.

The second problem is the format. Most of the ladies just strip...fairly quickly, I might add...all they've got is 4 minutes, remember? And then, most of them just dance or move around in front of the camera. The camera work is sure and steady, but with most models, it only pans up and down the woman's body, and then from a distance. Only rarely does the camera zoom in for any close-ups.

The next problem is John Cross, the guru behind Hot Body. It may be unfair to judge him as person. I've never met the guy, but who the heck does he get to write his scripts?? A 10-year-old kid off the street? His voice-over intros to each model, although mercifully brief, are annoying. While introducing Lola, it's "Here's Lola, another nymph from the Netherlands...trying saying that fast 3 times!" Not funny. While talking about Zoe Britton, he refers to her breasts as the 'dynamic duo'. Introducing Oriental hottie Lisa Lin, he decides to give us some special advice, stating that to get her motor running, begin kissing the neck, and then "take the oral theme south, being sure to investigate and service every 'nookie and cranny'." Pleeeasee!! I guess there are some folks, probably with precious little intelligence, who'll find this sort of stuff funny, but it just comes off as trite and immature.

To be honest, and to give credit where credit's due, Cross and his cronies have put together a stunning collection of some of the most beautiful brunettes in the world. If you're a guy and reading this, then girls like Veronica Zemanova, Penny Flame (who had one of the best vignettes) Monica Rios, Nikki Nova and Zoe Britton need no introduction. And you do get to see full frontal nudity, just not enough and not very explicit. It's just a shame to see these lovely women get short-changed by a deficient production. The time spent with each lady is just too limited....this disk would have served better as a preview of brunette models available on other titles. The last Hot Body title I purchased was on VHS and was years ago. While watching this DVD, I was reminded, painfully so, why I had drifted away from HB to other, better strip-tease producers.

Striptease (Unrated International Edition)
$14.98
Striptease has everything an adult wants in entertainment..Drama, humor and family ties. Especially humor. Not for children because of nudity, but No Sex!!! Very entertaining. Love that Demi's & Bruce's real-life daughter co-stars.

Strip Tease
$15.98
Lady Saw still manages to deliver despite being in the industry for over a decade especially at a time when artists' careers do not last more than three years. Strip Tease is an album that was six years in the making but definitely worth the wait. Time has done nothing to diminish her talent; this 18 track album (20 if you include an intro and a skit) definitely showcases Lady Saw's versatility and skills. Lady Saw, still explicit and raw, stays true to her reputation and holds nothing back on the tracks Pretty P***y and Best Pum Pum. Lady Saw then collaborates with Ce'cile on the high energy track entitled Loser. Lady Saw defends herself on Just Being Me, "I just wanna be me / I just wanna be free / to express my sexuality / I don't need your negativity / I'm here to rock the party / Don't tell me about decency / Not because you have a PHD / That doesn't mean you're better than me" The slow bounce of Good Love is an unforeseen collaboration with Sizzla. Lady Saw then slows things down and gets personal with the last song on the album, Dedicated To Mama, where Lady Saw expresses her love for her mother who passed away recently. The songs with the best crossover ability are I've Got Your Man, Do Me Better, Strip Tease, Loser, Dreaming of You, and My Dreamz. In conclusion this album can be played from beginning to end, the production is tight and lyrics tighter. Strip Tease definitely raises the bar for other artists', male or female.

Songs to check for

Do Me Better
Strip Tease
Coming Over
Pretty P***y
Loser
Best Pum Pum
Dreaming of You

Peppa Pot

Strip To It: Core Moves and Fantasies Sexy Striptease (exotic dancing)
$27.99
I bought this thinking I would learn some cute moves to surprise my husband.
When I started the video I expected it to run like a workout video, (instructor will show the move and then let the viewer practice a few times before moving on) I had to pause after every move. I realized I wouldn't be practicing many of the moves b/c my TV room has carpet. I would have needed a large hardwood floor to do things like the caterpillar. These moves would look great if you were up on a stage. They don't look so hot if your husband is sitting in a chair watching you squirm around on the floor. Also the instructor shows you a variety of moves but doesn't show you a step by step routine. There are routines done with music at a fast pace at the end of the DVD. Not bad but... I didn't learn anything that I could surprise my husband with..