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Noonie Redirects Bubb
$0.99

How to Manage Your Dick: Redirect Sexual Energy and Discover Your More Spiritually Enlightened, Evolved Self
$15.95
This books seems interesting until you learn (within a few pages) that the author forbids masturbation at any time and basically sees sex as a crude animal instinct.

If you're a big Bill Bennett fan you might enjoy this, but for those inerested in developing a little more restraint while still participating to some small degree in modernity, look elsewhere. BTW, Mr. O'Reilly, the world is NOT a more brutish place than ever before. Sad, to say, it's almost certainly less so.

Bg/3 x 6: Deflect-O Magnetic Vent Covers (MVCX512)
$36.61
Sold as one unit. (1 unit = Bg/3 x 6.) 5" x 12". Fits wall & floor registers. Redirects heat & air conditioning. Can be painted, wallpapered or stenciled. White. Polybagged . Manufacturer number: MVCX512. SKU #: 4167938. Country of origin: (TBA). Distributed by Deflect-O.

Meteor
$2.99
Though I must admit I have to thank God and Jesus that this movie isn't the result of a collaboration between those two lazy hacks Dean Devlin and Roland Emmerich. Although I guess it could have just as easily have been Michael Bay, or the schmucks who made Deep Impact, and honestly I think this movie is better than Deep Impact, Armageddon, or any other disaster film released throughout the 90's and the last 10 years. The truth however is that Meteor and Armageddon are roughly about the same movie. Meteor however is less obnoxious, just as cheesy, but very lacking in special effects. All the model ships, rockets, satellites and missiles all look like toys and the effects are just laughably bad. Even for the 70's the effects are bad. Earlier movies have proved that effects in outer space can actually be done and look credible too. A lot of the movie utilizes stock footage from other movies, such as Avalanche. This is something NO movie could get away with today without getting highly ostracized. The star power is totally wasted, the movie follows what was at this point in time a formula quite typical of the 1970's disaster movie genre. It wasn't the worst, but it certainly had nothing remotely new or entertaining to offer up to movie-goers.