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 Barely Legal, Vol. 03 $12.98 I guess I should have expected this. What was I thinking when I bought all three or Hustler's "Barely Legal" from Amazon. I should have known better than to expect that Amazon would carry the X-rated versions. As such, and since I own all three, I will leave the same review on all three DVDs. As I said, this is a softcore version of an X-rated DVD. Do not expect much in terms of action. There is a lot of tricky camera work and editing going on to make sure that you do not see anything that would be considered X-rated. The girls are cute and wholesome looking, girl-next-door coeds. You don't get to see much of them though. What you get to see plenty of are long shots of some ugly dude's grimacing face, flushed and sweaty, as he ruts away with some hot chick who isn't even on screen. I don't know about you but this tends to ruin the mood for me when I'm watching a sex flick. I was very disappointed and I have no one but myself to blame for purchasing these DVDs from Amazon. However, a disclaimer stating that these are films edited for certain markets would have been nice. I would have been better off spending the extra money and getting the full X-rated versions from another mail-order service.  The Comedy of Michele Baran: Live! (Just Barely) From Joe's Pub in NYC $19.99 Voted one of the "Top 10 Comics" by Backstage Magazine in 2004, Michele Balan is a brash, New York stand-up comedian, and for the past 12 years has performed on Comedy Central, as well as in top comedy clubs, theaters, festivals and on cruises all over the country.Her career has taken her to top comedy clubs from The Improv in Los Angeles to the infamous Friar”Ēs Club in New York City, and from the Montreal "Just for Laughs Festival" to the "Dinah Shore Women's Weekend."Often told she was naturally funny, the Brooklyn native left a high-paying executive position at a computer company to pursue comedy -- even though comedy has never proved as lucrative -- and has been performing ever since.She got her start as a "female female impersonator," doing lip sync impressions of Bette Midler. Now people tell her she is "like a female George Burns with many one-liners."  Look to the sky ... There's plenty of excitement in this anti-aircraft gunner's job, "dishing it out" to enemy planes and taking it in return. But the thrills he longs for, just as you do, are those that only a duck marsh can provide. How well you know those thrills ... the nerve-tingling whir-r of wings knifing through morning mist ... an unforgettable sunrise ... the excitement of having a great flock streak over you. After picking up two you barely reach your blind before three more swerve in over the decoys - then twelve - then twenty! High? Yes, but all the more thrilling when you're shooting powerful long-range Super-X with its effective short shot string. ..... 1944 Western Ammunition Ad, A5227. $12.99 This Item is an original Magazine ad, taken from a vintage magazine of the year indicated. The ad is suitable for framing and displaying in your home or office. The scan of this item was taken through plastic film, however it is an accurate representation of the item. The nominal size is 10.5 inches by 14 inches. LIFE 1944 09 18 |
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