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Resident Evil 5 ~ New Poster Print ~ Approx 24 x 36 inches
$4.99
This poster shows the two main characters from Resident Evil 5 standing in a dark stairwell. The are both holding guns. A bird is seen flying in the sky overhead. At the top it says "Resident Evil 5". This poster measures approx. 24" x 36"

Nude Tai Chi [VHS]
$9.98
I can see that all the previous people who rated this video were men. All they talked about were the women's bodies. I am a female nudist, and I bought the video because I like working out in the nude. If you look beyond the women, you can really get an awesome and uplifting experience. Whenever I work out with this video, it leaves me feeling at peace; and all that has bothered me throughout the day just disappears. GUYS! Don't just look at the "naked" women. There is more to experience here than that. You are missing the whole experience!

FOXY NUDES (DVD MOVIE)
$29.95
A disgruntled middle aged man who was recently fired by his boss decides to take revenge on him by kidnapping his daughter, a young kogal (tan-skinned, bleach-haired girl with heavy cream-colored makeup). As things heat up, opportunistic and slutty TV reporter Etsuko Yamanobe of "Tokyo Flower Television" wastes no time in escalating the crisis for the sake of boosting her news program's ratings. First she goes to the head of the security firm hired to diffuse the crisis and orders him to kill the kidnapper through sniper fire (oooh, violence!). Then she actually breaks into the room where the kidnapper is holding his victim hostage and encourages him to brutalize and rape her on camera (oooh, sex!)-- all for the sake of ratings. She even supplies him with a steady supply of male enhancement drugs, weapons and sex toys to make sure he gets the job done.

On the surface, Foxy Nudes looks a brilliant, sophisticated slapstick comedy parodying the way the mainstream media exploits tragedies for monetary gain. Not only that-- because the animation is gorgeous and the character design top notch, you think that it might be a decent, well written hentai a step above all the rest. But deep down it's just your typical trashy, vile hentai that relies on the sadistic rape and torture of an innocent woman for kicks. 2/3rds of the film is just nothing but endless scenes of the kidnapper raping Mayumi (the hostage) in the most graphic, sadistic and vilest ways possible as she cries and screams for mercy and eventually loses her sanity halfway through. How vile does it get? At one point her captor literally rapes her with a loaded pistol shoved in her mouth.

Making matters worse, a lot of her brutal rape is played for "laughs", as we see scenes of her rape alternating between comedic, "slapstick" reaction shots from her and the kidnapper's parents (who are drawn very cartoony), as if we're supposed to find it funny that her rape is getting worse by the second. (Oh, look! She's getting anal beads shoved in her! BWAHAHA!! Oh, no, wait! Now she's getting sodomized!! Look at her mother faint! AHHHHAHAHAHA!!!) To top it off, after all the suffering Mayumi goes through, the anime decides to end her ordeal with a joke that only a sociopath would find funny.

What a shame that the producers of this hentai couldn't have just done a straightforward satire of the news media with just a hint of tasteful softcore and had to resort on a crutch that has become all too common in hentai these days-- the brutal rape, sodomy, and emotional torture of a young, innocent woman. If they'd done a satire, this would've been one of the better hentais and in the league of a Bible Black or Mezzo Forte.

One star from me for this dreck, but an extra star for the artwork and unique character designs.

Nude Beaches of California Relaxation Video
$1.99