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Olde Order Of Omish
$5.99
This collection of 27 punk rock (or "barncore")tunes may well be the most important creation to come out of Ohio in the past decade! Every song is fresh,cutting edge and original, yet unmistakably Omish.These four brothers from Oakwood Village have been churning out the tunes for the past 14 years, with no signs of letting up! Their live show finds them dressed in full Amish garb, tearing things up with their friends, the butterchurners (who actually churn butter on stage!) Standout tracks include "LIZARD UP MY BUTTHOLE", "WHO PUT SEA-MONKEYS IN MOM'S DOUCHE?(as heard on the Howard Stern Show), and college radio favorite "IT'S NO FUN- the omish excommunicated blues". This CD is a must for all punk fans. Learn more at their site...www.adimpulse.com/omish They are FUN!FUN!FUN!

Hostel (Unrated Widescreen Edition)
$19.94
Hostel: 10 out of 10: Half Eurotrip style sex comedy (with a seventies level of nudity) and half the doctor scene from Bloodsucking Freaks, yeah I might as well stop my review right there it's a 10.

Director Eli Roth (Cabin Fever) has scored a bull's eye simply by going back to what makes exploitation films great. Thus he produces a film that could have been lensed in the freewheeling year of 1975 rather than PG-13 stuffy year of 2005.

The film starts with two American college students and an Icelandic hanger on enjoying some debauchery in Amsterdam. They hear about a nirvana for sex and drugs in Slovakia and they pursue it as if they were traversing the Himalayas to find Shangri-La.

What they find is,,, well I won't spoil it for you but they should have stuck with the marijuana brownies and overpriced Dutch hookers.

The movie actually makes torture scenes enjoyable again. (I generally have hated the whole torture motif in modern film for example Rest Stop.) Roth unlike his contemporaries shows the gore without those annoying zooming camera tricks. The leads are unlikable in a fun rather than irritating way (not easy to do) and the film has both a wonderful energy and plentiful surprises.

Oh and there is copious amounts of extremely well done gratuitous nudity and sadistic gore. One of the best films of 2005.

Hostile Makeover [Game Download]
$9.99
Supermodel Amanda Manville has been murdered! It's up to the smart and sassy Lacey Smithsonian to investigate a colorful cast of nine quirky characters before the killer strikes again. Thankfully, she's armed with her razor wit and perfect matching pumps. Based upon the devilishly funny Crime of Fashion Mystery novel by Ellen Byerrum, help solve this smart and spunky fashion murder mystery!

Hostile 2000, Vol. 2
$5.49
Hostile 2000, the latest Delabel release in the Hostile series sees the big names in French Hip Hop putting their weight behind juvenille underground artists. The concept is original in the french scene but lacks the beats to back up the lyrical talent of the featured senior artists. There are some great discoveries on this album though, L'Skdrille shines through in his duo with Rockin'Squat. There are a lot of young talented artists here that can hold that deserve to have their own tracks. BElabel and Hostile need to go back to old format of discovering underground artists and giving then the freedom of performing their own style!