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Van Wilder: Freshman Year
$19.99
The man. The myth. The beginning. It¡Çs freshman year at Coolidge College and Van Wilder (Jonathan Bennett) is ready to party. To his dismay, all the girls have taken a vow of chastity and an uptight Dean (Kurt Fuller) rules the school. Van embarks on an epic crusade to land the campus hottie, Kaitlin (Kristin Cavallari) and liberate his school from sexual oppression and party dysfunction. No cheerleader will be left untouched and no keg will be left un-tapped in this hilarious prequel to the original!

Van Wilder: Freshman Year - Unrated
$19.99
For those of us who were in college when the first Van Wilder came out, it's safe to say we've probably seen it a dozen times or more. Ryan Reynolds, Kal Penn, and Tara Reid made that movie a college cult classic. In my fraternity house it was Animal House, Road Trip, and Van Wilder. The second installment (The Rise of Taj) wasn't quite up to par with the original, but it was respectable in its own way, especially since Kall Penn came back. Van Wilder: Freshman Year doesn't deserve to share the same title. Jonathan Bennett obviously studied the mannerisms of Ryan Reynolds, but ended up delivering a poor immitation of Van not worthy of appearing on amateur night at a dive comedy club. He doesn't come close to portraying the original Van Wilder character. Kristin Cavallari (while smokin' hot) is far from convincing in what her character was supposed to be. The highlight of the movie for me was to see that they brought back the original bull dog, who ended up having more laughs than any of the human characters. Jerry Shea, as the funny foreign student, has a few mildly funny moments, but is a far cry from the original foreigner we all know as Taj. The only reason this movie would be of any interest to anybody is that it provides a regular shot of topless girls every twenty minutes or so just to hold the audience's attention. Those reviewers giving it a good rating are can't possibly be any more than juvenile teens just happy to see a quick flash of boobs on screen that they can slow down and watch frame by frame. If you're a fan of the first one (or two), and absolutely MUST see the third installment, please don't waste your money buying it -- rent it or get it on demand. Otherwise, you're going to feel severely ripped off.

Villains
$17.98
If there is I can understand why I really don't like this. It tries to sound like King's X, and I use the word tries. Most of the material is lame, and I wouldn't want to listen to it all the way through. Only 3 songs were good here. "Drive You Mild", "Penny Is Poison", and "Cattle". The weakest song on here was "Cup Of Tea" I feel that a big improvement would be if "Weird Al" Yankovic would do a parody of that song, and title it "Chicken Of The Sea"(in honor of tuna). The rest of this album I have no use for, and say that I'm in a generous mood tonight giving it 2 stars. I know that about a year after I first heard "Cup Of Tea" I heard of the group The Verve, and their loser of a hit "Bittersweet Symphony". I thought it was the same group only switching gears, and trying to become more pop than alternative. I would like to know if these 2 groups co-exist, or if they're both different. Anyone out there please fill me in.

Girls Gone Wild: Horny Schoolgirls - Freshman Sex
$19.95
GIRLS GONE WILD Platinum Edition Horny Schoolgirls - Freshman Sex Maniacs College professors, look out! Girls Gone Wild s got cameras in your rooms, in your clubs, and even on the street, looking for the hottest naked coeds for Girls Gone Wild: Horny Schoolgirls - Freshman Sex Maniacs! We found cute, little brunette Alexandra outside a club, and chatted her into the parking lot. She loves to get off while driving .. and you won t believe what she does in the glare of her SUV s lights! Next, you ll meet China, a busty freshman who had sex while driving in her car just last week; watch how she gives herself a hot tongue-lashing! Then you can join Kristin and Sarah, two innocent coeds who kiss and giggle and flash! Finally, catch an amazing trio: Daphne, Katie and Alexis! We caught them together in the bar, but they got really wild in private when we let them use all our fun toys! You ll see the hottest girls yet in our latest feature, Girls Gone Wild: Horny Schoolgirls- Freshman Sex Maniacs, all real, raw and uncensored!