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Hollywood Dreams
$24.95

Coots The Itch Wooden Back Scratcher
$22.99
From the Coots collection. Coots back scratcher is titled The Itch. Reads "Still got the itch" on the base. A perfect gift for that Over the Hill Coot. Made of wood. Measures 19.5" high overall.The truth revealed about these once thought to be mythical beings. They can grow hair on most parts of his body with the exception of the top of his head. Repeats the same story of winning the junior high 100 yard dash. Forgets the simplest things or has what he calls "Senior Moments". Once fabled to be six feet tall, but now only 3 feet 8 inches with slippers and most of his communication consists of hacking, burping, passing gas and yelling out obscenities often in the context of a family wedding or funeral.

Swallows and Amazons: Coot Club
$24.95
Coot Club and its companion story, The Big Six, are based on the celebrated Swallows & Amazons series of childrens' books written by Arthur Ransome. For anyone who loves sailing and adventure, the Arthur Ransome classics stand alone. Set in the '30s, both stories take place on the lakes and waterways of England, and feature the same cast of lively characters, led by six children, who become firm friends, sharing a love of wildlife and all things nautical. The fun and adventure of a life afloat sparkle off the screen. These movies were produced on location in England by the BBC. Coot Club Dick and Dot have to be taught the art of sailing, because they are spending their first holiday afloat with Mrs. Barrable. On hand is the doctor's son, Tom, and a pair of twins that are such expert sailors they are nicknamed Port and Starboard. The adventure begins with the "Hullabaloos," a party of noisy holidaymakers on the river who are damaging the riverbanks and wildlife. Tom is forced to free their boat from its mooring to save a coot's nest. Then, Tom, Dick and Dot, joined later by the twins, sail south on a cruise. Will the Hullabaloos catch up with them?

GHG Over Size Series Coot Duck Decoys
$34.99
C'mon you old coot! Take a look at these GHG Over Size Series Coot Duck Decoys! Molded from original world-class carvings and produced with intricate feather detail and anatomic perfection. After the meticulous true-to-life paint jobs are applied, the results are some of the most remarkably realistic decoys available today. The high-density polyethylene construction combines the best of both worlds -- incredible durability and lightweight carrying ease. Permanent i GHG Dura-Keel /i weighted keels make these decoys ideal for use in a field or perimeter spread and ensure they self-right and ride flawlessly