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 AprilFools (Pocket PC) $4.99 The perfect application when you want to prank that "Pocket PC-obsessed" Friend!  Kitty Done It! - Fake Cat Poop $1.50 Last year's company holiday party certainly would have been a bore if it wasn't for the Kitty Done It! fake cat poop. Since clients SUCK, and everyone knows it, any opportunity to rip on them is a welcome stunt. Made impressively bling-ish simply by a can of Rustoleum gold spray paint, the Kitty Done It! Fake Cat Poop is magically transformed into the Golden Turd. This is the most highly sought after award - if some dumb dumb client who thinks they can do your job comes in and drops a hot, steamy pile of doo-doo on your plate, you're expected to polish that baby. Nurture it like a newborn lamb and deliver a product that would make your mother proud. This momentous occasion calls for a Golden Turd. You've earned it - and Kitty Done It! Fake Cat Poop has proven itself once again. Please note that I didn't give a full five stars in the "educational value" category. Let's put it this way - you can lick this if you really want to. |
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