Video Hell

What in Hell Do You Want? JV-59 (Video Tape: 82 Minutes)
$15.00

Video Crusty Demons Of Dirt 13 Dvd - Unleash Hell

Crusty Demons of Dirt 13 Unleash Hell: CRUSTY 13 takes you on a journey throughout CANADA, USA, AUSTRALIA & NEW ZEALAND. Witness the Crusty crew "SMASHING the rules of GRAVITY" by breaking world record distances, 360's, tsunami flips and double backflips!! This film is NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC meets MAYHEM!! Parental Guidance

Motel Hell [VHS]
$14.95
This movie is typical of its genre. In this case a whacked out farmer and his sister are in the sausage business and they add a little extra to their pork-based meat. They capture motorists passing by or guests to their hotel and plant them in the ground. Once they've "cured" they pull thm up with a tractor and bring them to the smokehouse. The farmer is smart enough to cut their vocal cords and place gunny sacks over their heads so no one can hear their cries.

Yes it is a dumb plot. Yes the script is lame, but this movie has a charm (if such a word is applicable). It has its hero, a bungling sheriff, and its heroine, an attractive blonde. Eventually Farmer Vincent is figured out and a classic battle of chainsaws ensues. Why Vincent finds the need to put on a big pig head is not explained, but it adds to the absurdity of the battle. Naturally the cute blonde finds herself tied to a conveyor moving ever closer to a meat slicing band saw. But hero sheriff rescues her and alls well that ends well.

Normally I would blast this movie, but something about it makes me want to be kinder and gentler than say, Texas Chainsaw Massacre. This will never win an Oscar, but it never intended to anyway.

300 (Tonight We Dine in Hell!) White Wood-Mounted Movie Poster Print - 24" X 36"
$99.99
This poster shows Leonidas holding a sword and screaming. At the top it says "Tonight We Dine In Hell!" and at the bottom it says "300". This poster measures approx. 24" x 36" 300 is a 2007 film adaptation of the graphic novel 300 by Frank Miller, and is a fictionalized retelling of the Battle of Thermopylae. The film is directed by Zack Snyder. Spartan King Leonidas (Gerard Butler) and 300 Spartans fight to the last man against Persian King Xerxes (Rodrigo Santoro) and his army of over one million soldiers, while in Sparta, Queen Gorgo (Lena Headey) attempts to rally support for her husband.