Two Smoking

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
$2.99
A very funny, well made, and visually great movie. This movie and Snatch are just fantastic.

Lock, Stock And Two Smoking Barrels: Music From The Motion Picture
$7.98
You saw the movie with your friends, you saw it again on your own, you kept humming the catchy tunes Guy Ritchie used to create that special ambience for it all week. You think, "Hey -- this CD would be great for a long car ride, like to the cape." So you hop on amazon.com and -- click, click, click -- it's on its way. The CD arrives just in time for your Patriot Day weekend romp. You tear open the packaging and slide the much-anticipated soundtrack into your car's player while you roll down all the windows and open the sunroof. And bam -- there's that opening track you've been waiting to hear. You think, "This is going to be great," as you motor on down the street. Then, "I got to hear that song they played during that one scene . . .." You press the forward track button a few times. "No. No. Nope. Not it. Must be next. Next. Next." Nothing. Then the first song starts again. Your stomach folds and perspiration breaks out on your upper lip. "It can't be," you think, ejecting the CD. You examine it's playlist, swerving to avoid hitting a squirrel but almost hitting a car in the oncoming traffic instead. "What the *&#$!," you think -- THE SONG YOU LOVE ISN'T EVEN ON THE CD! Don't expect to find the Castaways' "Liar, Liar," played during the crucial scene in the movie where Eddie (Nick Moran), son of pub proprietor, JD (Sting), loses all the money he and his friends put up to get into Hatchet Harry's high-stakes poker game. Sure -- I could have looked at the playlist before I purchased the CD; you'll say, "that's why it's there." But would you really expect to have to do that to check for the song that's essentially the musical linchpin of the entire movie?! Well, would you? No, you wouldn't. And neither did I. And those "bonus" tracks of clips of dialogue -- is that supposed to make up for not having the most important song of the movie on the CD? THEY'RE NOT EVEN THE FUNNIEST LINES OF THE MOVIE! Thank heavens for iTunes.

Myrrh 1/2 Oz. Fragrance Oil By Smoking Joes Incense
$2.90
? oz BOTTLE OF FRAGRANCE OIL. ALL OUR OILS ARE 100% ALCOHOL FREE AND IN THEIR PUREST FORM AVAILABLE. BECAUSE OUR OILS ARE IN A HIGH CONCENTRATED FORM YOU WILL FIND THEY LAST LONGER THAN M0ST FOUND ON THE MARKET. Sold and Shipped only from Smoking Joes Incense in Southern California .

The Easy Way to Stop Smoking: Join the Millions Who Have Become Non-Smokers Using Allen Carr's Easyway Method
$14.95
A friend of mine read this book and quit smoking. When she told me about it, I didn't pay any attention. Fast forward 2 years. Another friend of hers quit using this method, passed it on to another gal who quit and then told me, "Read the book." When I said that I didn't WANT to stop smoking, she said, "Read it anyway." Mind you, we're all in our 50's and smoking a long time. I had been smoking more than 40 years. Being curious, I came here on amazon.com to read the reviews. That made me VERY curious, so I bought the book. Still didn't want to quit smoking, but read it anyway. And then I didn't want to smoke. I quit for 3 months and then started smoking again. After a few weeks of smoking again, I decided to set aside some time on the weekend to read the book all the way through in one sitting, this time with the intention of quitting and I did. That was more than 20 months ago. Do I still have the desire to smoke? Well, not usually, but the desire kicks in every now and again. At this point, it's short-lived and easy to deal with tho. One other person I know who read the book and quit was about 70 years old and smoking nearly 53 years. She started smoking again after about a year and a half tho. Just so you know it's not infallible. I've used several methods to quit smoking over the years and this has been the best. You have to want to stop smoking tho.