Talking security

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Bulldog Remote Talking Alarm System
$79.99
DON'T BUY THIS JUNK!

I purchased a Bulldog Remote Talking Alarm that slowly died over a period of three days and then stopped working completely. It started out with a short range of about 60 feet that continued to shrink until I was standing directly in front of my truck, about one foot. All functions stopped completely on the third day. I returned the unit and in about three weeks I was sent a brand new one. This one was worse. All it does is say "Thank You" after connecting the positive lead to the battery.

I must point out that I know what I am doing when it comes to electronics. I have worked in electronics for 30 years, hold an FCC license with Radar Endorsement and I have taught electronics in New York City for five and a half years.

For two units to be bad this quickly (brand new) tells me that Bulldog electronics are unreliable and a waste of money. I am not going to put any more of my time and money on shipping the bad unit back to only get another Bulldog that I can not rely on. My goal is security of my vehicle and at this point I can't trust Bulldog to do the job.

I write this in the hopes of helping someone else avoid the cost and frustration of buying a Bulldog alarm and Heaven forbid, the loss of their vehicle due to the bad electronics of Bulldog.

Salty

Simulation Security Camera with Talking Warnings
$30.00
Criminals will be convinced that the area is being electronically monitored and will go in search of an easier target. Fake security cameras are an easy, cost-effective way to help prevent crime at your home, office or retail location. Features Include: Motion Activated Panning Motion Led Light Broadcasts Several Verbal Warnings Requires 3 "AA" Batteries - Not Included This is NOT a functioning camera; however it will deter most criminal activity No wiring neededInstallation screws includedMeasures 3.125 x 5.5 x 7 inches

60-924-3XT - Simon Wireless Talking Bi-Directional Keypad
$88.25
The Simon XT Wireless Talking Touchpad is a combination of the conventional ITI Learn Mode touchpad with a speech chip, an RF receiver, and a voice amplification circuit. The Simon XT Wireless Talking Touchpad is designed to supply you with a convenient alternative for the following system operations: -Arming the entire sytem (doors, windows, and motion sensors) -Arm the system with the No Entry Delay Function activated. -Disarming the system. -Triggering a panic alarm to signal the central monitoring station in the case of a non-medical emergency. -Check the entire system's status -Allows you to listen in to the voice feedback which is heard at the Simon XT Control Panel. onal security if an intruder tries to disable or damage the sensor.