Sandra Brennan

Ilsa - The Wicked Warden [VHS]
$14.98
Nothing really, but I've been kind of hard on old Jess lately, and I notice my old review here only gave him two sleaze stars. That's not quite fair, it really should have been three I think; one for the pins scene, one for really good extended shower scenes, one for the NTRL factor, including Ilsa bathing bosoms, and one for the overall nastiness - with one redacted to properly penalize him for rotten effects that ruin a few abuse scenes, including one of the worst whipping scenes ever, with a soft whip obviously soaked in trademark Franco fake blood to simulate whip marks. There, now I feel better.

The Lake House (Full Screen Edition)
$14.98
The Lake House is a tearjerker, baby, and not for dimwit literalists. It features one of Paul McCartney's finest works, "This Never Happened Before."

Miss Congeniality 2 - Armed and Fabulous (Full Screen Edition)
$14.98
Sandra Bullock does a good job of being a down and out
FBI agent who becomes a TV shill for the FBI.
With a ghosted book, a personal trainer, a make up team
and a body guard
she goes to Los Vegas when her friend Miss America
is kidnapped. How she solves the mystery of the crime
while being thwarted by the agent in charge
and becomes friends and partner with an anger management
black women FBI agent is the plot of the movie.
The movie is actually pretty funny as Hollywood comedy
in the Ben Stiller era goes! Not loss of taste takes place
even in a cross dressing night club!
I enjoyed the result, but wouldn't play the movies again.

The Man in the Cell
$1.99