Nicole Richie

A Pea in the Pod: Nicole Richie 3/4 Sleeve Button Detail Maternity Blouse
$88.00
A friend who's pregnant of mine, bought this garbage because she likes Nicole. I look at Nicole and I jus read GARBAGE on her forehead. I mean seriously, why is she famous? And not only that, we had to send the shirt back because it was the wrong size. Everybody and their brother knows that Nicole Richie did not design this shirt or her "fashion line." She has no talent to discover, and has none to even attempt a fashion line. The girl irks me but now I know why. Nicole, do us all a favor and leave Hollywood!!

The Truth about Diamonds [TRUTH ABT DIAMONDS]
$2.95
I hate Nicole Richie because it hurts my head to come up with a logical explanation as to why she is famous. Sure, she is friends with Paris Hilton and her dad is a famous singer. But, really, why the fascination? The media obsession with Nicole Richie, such as it is, takes the concept of meaningless celebrity to entirely new lows. As far as we know, Nicole Richie breathes air and takes up space. And that's it.
Sadly, her fame skyrocketed when she went from Paris's frumpy little sidekick to famished fashionista. Now all the speculation about her weight fills the tabloids and gossip blogs. How many times do I have to see a picture of her wearing those ridiculous oversized sunglasses? Or maybe they are normal size, but on her emaciated frame, they seem huge. Ugh, and don't even get me started on the leggings.
I don't hate her for being skinny, but I do hate her for the example her image sets to young girls. Just drop about half your body weight, hire a stylist, and you, too, can be famous...no talent required! She claims that her drastic weight loss was just her body going back to its naturally skinny frame after gaining weight in rehab, and that she really is trying to get healthy. Uh-huh, sure. Oh, and let's not forget about the DUI charges from when she was so doped up on pot and Vicodin she drove the wrong direction on the freeway. Way to go, Nicole. Little Ms. Richie and her pals like to treat driving drunk like it's some kind of minor indiscretion and laugh it off, not taking into account that DUI-related accidents are a major cause of death and injury in the U.S. Hilarious, right?
The latest buzz is that she is preggers with her boyfriend Joel Madden's baby and that it's just her way of avoiding potential jail time. Just when I thought I could not hate her any more, she outdoes herself! People, I beg you, please stop encouraging this girl. I am calling for a boycott of any magazine that features her on the cover. We have the power! Let's get this vapid, talentless, drug-addled drama queen out of our lives for good.

Vampirella's Gangbang Sex Book Was About Nicole Richie, Sienna Miller, Kim Kardashian & Paris Hilton: It Wasn't Group Style Calendar Or Gangbanging Fashion ... With Diamonds & Jewelry In Archives
$17.99
Unedited, completely fresh and perfectly f**ked story by the artistic provocateur Nigel Tomm begins without a cheesy intro: "I was tired, tired and lonely as a f**king cocksucker or some kind of a drunken f**kface. It was morning and I was laying in my f**king bed with a f**king pain in my f**king head. F**k that. F**k the pain. F**k the world of f**ks! Just f**k it and f**k away." A true masterwork of contemporary literature, the book has transcended language and culture to become one of the most astonishing books ever written. It is a quintessential passage to the today's literature. You don't have to read the entire book - experience it, feel it, and taste it like wine, breathing it in and letting it sit and roll around your eyes. The book is written in the style of Nigel Tomm's novel "The Blah Story" and, actually, it's a sexy bit goodie.

That Extra Half an Inch: Hair, Heels and Everything in Between
$19.95
The book was decent. I thought it was going to be a little better. Still, there were some good tips and it was written in a down to earth manner.