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Minka Kelly
 The Pumpkin Karver $9.98 I've never seen a movie this bad, lol. This is one terrible film. It's not scary, it's not intereting, it's not *anything*. It's just bland, boring, generic, typical, low budget horror storytelling. From beginning to end, horrendous acting and forgettable. The entire story was pointless to me. A bunch of teens go to some desert, party the night away, have pointless pumpkin carving tournaments, develop romantic relationships with each other, walk around all night doing nothing noteworthy, etc. BAD MOVIE. So is the movie scary? haha, don't make me laugh. The only thing scary is how someone out there thought this junk was good enough to be released. I DID think the one female actress walking around wearing a hat was super hot, but that's not enough to save a film that makes pumpkins cry.  Envy Magazine-November 2006 issue-Minka Kelly. $5.99 Monthly southwest regional magazine focusing on the arts and lifestyles of celebrities. This issue has actress Minka Kelly on the cover who stars in the hit show Friday Night Lights.  The Kingdom $2.99 Note to Jamie Foxx, Chris Cooper, Jennifer Garner, Jason Bateman - Don't turn down scripts like this, keep it up! If Hollywood doesn't promote them, we'll find them and support excellent acting and intelligent action. I don't write many reviews, but this movie made me care enough to write this. |
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