Michael Moore

Slacker Uprising
$9.95
First off: I'm a libertarian and I hated Bush and Kerry pretty evenly.

when I sat down to watch this dvd I had a pad of paper with me. I was going to write down each valid reason the movie gave to vote for Kerry over Bush. I could have used a post-it note.

The beauty of this documentary is that Bush won and so you can look at people's fear of 4 more years of Bush and see that they aren't valid. One lady said she had to vote for Kerry because Bush would take away her social security. Didn't happen. Eddie Vetter and another musician hinted that Bush would use the draft. Didn't happen. Al Gore won the popular vote. Irrelevant. They talked about how Bush is immoral while trying to get people to vote for a VP who had multiple affairs while his wife was suffering from cancer.

The complaints about the war and the national debt were the only valid arguments made against Bush. Of course using these two arguments to convince people to vote for Kerry is pointless.

The movie says Kerry lost by only 100,000 votes but he lost by over 3,000,000. But I guess if you were looking for accurate information you wouldn't watch a michael morre movie.

It's just sad to see people get fired up about how crappy government is and then put that momentum into supporting someone like Kerry. If you want something different you need to vote for someone different. Again, I was indifferent to either Bush or Kerry but as you watch the movie and listen to the idiotic Michael Moore drones with their che guevera t'shirts it makes you feel good that they failed.

on a side note: Is michael moore so fat that he demands special recliners on every stage for him to sit on?

The Awful Truth - The Complete DVD Set (Seasons 1 & 2)
$39.95
I am a big fan of Michael Moore so, I may be bias. I enjoyed the series and only wish to see more of his wit.

Stupid White Men: ...And Other Sorry Excuses for the State of the Nation!
$13.95
Anyone who would deign to even touch this book at a store is a) racist or b) a self-loathing imbecile. "American original" one reviewer call him. Perhaps he'll write a new book, "Stupid White Children and the Idiots Who Breed Them." Interested? Wouldn't that be tres "provocative" and "insightful"? Anyone blind enough to put money in this clown's pocket deserves to be conned. The system he lambastes is the system that guarantees he won't be your next-door neighbor in your quaint little neighborhood; he'll be tying one on with the other Hollywood elites on your dime, thank you very much. When the man vows to live on $50,000 a year and donate the rest of his cash to Darfur, etc., etc., he might gain some legitimacy. Until then, he's merely part of the protest-on-autopilot we've allowed our nation to become ... we've turned the greatest country in the history of man into a haven for the shrill and ill-informed to continually mock those who conceived it, built it and defended it. Our kids are probably scared to say "I love my country" in school because of the backlash they'd get from teachers and the children of offspring who would buy into pernicious Moore-style dreck.

By the way, if you're a Moore fan, by all means do him a favor and sneak into his little screed against capitalism ... don't sully the man's already swollen bank accounts with even more filthy lucre.

Fahrenheit 9/11
$14.95
This is a Great MM Movie, interesting, well thought out and Exposes some very Interesting things.