Justin Long

Accepted (Widescreen Edition)
$5.98
I won't waste my time reiterating what the other low reviews have covered; this is an uncreative movie to which one might psychologically masturbate if they were too incompetent to get into a decent university, and are now grumbling whilst flipping over the latest burger on the fryer -- in short, aimed at a moronic audience. Y'know, something Comedy Central would (and does) air over and over and over, well into 2020 (I just saw it on now, inspiring me to make this review).

The Sasquatch Gang
$24.98
I'm always looking for movies/films that are not necessarily of any particular genre but maybe off the radar a bit, that are very enjoyable. I rely heavily on the users' reviews on Amazon and have had good luck doing so for years. I was extremely let down this time. This movie has been compared to Napoleon Dynamite and it's been said that it's even funnier. Well Napoleon was funny for what it was. This (almost a roundabout) follow-up pales in comparison even to that. Now don't get me wrong, I can find humor in most anything including what I predetermined would be a very miserable movie, Step Brothers. I hate Will Farrel and that ugly John C Scott Reily turd. But it has many many laughs. I sat through about 40 minutes of this Sasquatch movie without so much as a chuckle. Every line in the script ends with someone calling someone else a name like crap-head. It's like they took a couple of things that worked for Napoleon and duplicated them in this much worse movie...and it doesn't work. I never watched the entire film, well, because for a comedy to not provide a single moment of humor after 40 minutes, it's just not worth watching till the end. Don't waste your time or money! This movie SUCKS!

Alvin and the Chipmunks
$29.98
Studio: Tcfhe Release Date: 11/04/2008 Rating: Pg

Long, Tall Texans: Calhoun, Justin & Tyler
$6.99
I've just recently discovered Diana Palmer's books but I'm fast becoming addicted. Calhoun is an arrogant playboy & the way he treats Abby for most of their story makes me want to hit him, but he redeems himself. It helps that the author gives insight into his thoughts & behavior. Justin is my favorite of the 3 men & the story of how he & Shelby broke up when they were engaged just broke my heart. I was really happy that they were able to overcome the hurts of the past. Tyler is a likeable guy but I didn't really care for Nell, she's really immature & irritating, IMO.