Hannah Montana

Hannah Montana: The Movie
$18.98
Just awful, not even a real attempt at music. But...
One can still have fun thinking of new zingers, since this dreck can inspire one to create new ways to say "yuck":
- Hannnah Montana is the musical version of a credit default swap.
- Hannah Montana - she is not as bad as she sounds.
- Hannah Montana to real music is like the painting of the Mona Lisa versus a forgery painted by an arthritic, legally blind water-colorist.
- Hannah Montana - brain dead sheep have to listen to something..
- Listening to Hannah Montana is like riding a roller coaster after eating an entire pizza, two hot-dogs and a liter of coke - it seems like a good idea at the time, but you'll feel really bad later.
- Hannah/ Molly - two names beacause one could'nt contain that much hype.
- Hannah Montana - when nails on a chalk board is not enough..
- Hannah Montana - the real reason why the army was killing goats..
AND FINALLY:
- Hannah Montana - when you grow tired of listening to music.

Wow, that was fun, more fun than actually listening to this noise. Try it yourself, you'll see how much fun it can be..

Hannah Montana The Movie
$29.99
The stuckup teen pop star finds that she needs to grow up and stop the Lindsey Lohan self-destructive behavior. She meets the challenge well and finds that adulthood requires truth. A very good coming of age comedic-drama. Worth owning for the movie part ... without the singing. Acting is much better than the tv show.

Crayola Hannah Montana Light Up Designer Studio
$28.85
This is a great toy and lots of fun. My daughter plays with this constantly and never gets bored.

Hannah Montana Dress up Costume Licensed (Sizes 4-6x)
$34.99
This cheap junk is precisely what we don't want our daughters thinking has any value. "Sure Katie honey, you want to look like a teenage entertainer living a double life?" An exploitation of America's Daughters.