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 Van Wilder: Freshman Year - Unrated $19.99 For those of us who were in college when the first Van Wilder came out, it's safe to say we've probably seen it a dozen times or more. Ryan Reynolds, Kal Penn, and Tara Reid made that movie a college cult classic. In my fraternity house it was Animal House, Road Trip, and Van Wilder. The second installment (The Rise of Taj) wasn't quite up to par with the original, but it was respectable in its own way, especially since Kall Penn came back. Van Wilder: Freshman Year doesn't deserve to share the same title. Jonathan Bennett obviously studied the mannerisms of Ryan Reynolds, but ended up delivering a poor immitation of Van not worthy of appearing on amateur night at a dive comedy club. He doesn't come close to portraying the original Van Wilder character. Kristin Cavallari (while smokin' hot) is far from convincing in what her character was supposed to be. The highlight of the movie for me was to see that they brought back the original bull dog, who ended up having more laughs than any of the human characters. Jerry Shea, as the funny foreign student, has a few mildly funny moments, but is a far cry from the original foreigner we all know as Taj. The only reason this movie would be of any interest to anybody is that it provides a regular shot of topless girls every twenty minutes or so just to hold the audience's attention. Those reviewers giving it a good rating are can't possibly be any more than juvenile teens just happy to see a quick flash of boobs on screen that they can slow down and watch frame by frame. If you're a fan of the first one (or two), and absolutely MUST see the third installment, please don't waste your money buying it -- rent it or get it on demand. Otherwise, you're going to feel severely ripped off.  Van Wilder: Freshman Year $19.99 The man. The myth. The beginning. It”Ēs freshman year at Coolidge College and Van Wilder (Jonathan Bennett) is ready to party. To his dismay, all the girls have taken a vow of chastity and an uptight Dean (Kurt Fuller) rules the school. Van embarks on an epic crusade to land the campus hottie, Kaitlin (Kristin Cavallari) and liberate his school from sexual oppression and party dysfunction. No cheerleader will be left untouched and no keg will be left un-tapped in this hilarious prequel to the original!  Freshman $8.99 I LOVED this book. It had me laughing out loud; once I even snorted wine out of my nose. (A high caliber endorsement indeed!) It's definitely not just for young adults. Nutshell: It's "the Onion" meets Donna Tart's "Secret History" meets "The Catcher in the Rye", if you are a fan of one (or all) of these, definitely give "Freshman" a read!  Girls Gone Wild: Freshman First Timers $19.95 Nobody forgets their first time. And you ll never forget these ripe young hotties. From naked confessions to hot girl on girl action, there s no limit to how far these girls will go once the cameras are rolling. There s a first time for everything. Kissing another girl & getting naked on a boat. Having a threesome. Using a big pink sex toy. Lucky for us, these hot college girls decided to do it for our cameras! And you ll see every dripping wet minute! You ve got to meet Robin, a sexy young blonde with a knockout pair of DDs. She may be an innocent amateur, but she goes at it like a pro in the back of the GGW bus. We couldn t believe it when Christina and Megan, a smoking hot blonde / brunette duo, started making out for the first time. We were even more shocked by how far they went! Next, Susie and Trisha take things even further! These sex starved college girls are away from home for the first time and ready to go wild. They ll try anything once. Twice if they like it,... And they definitely like it! Take an exclusive, uncensored look inside America s private dorms. It's Girls Gone Wild: Freshman First-Timers! |
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