Figurski

FIGURSKI 'S Beer and Ale Cascading Pub Wall Clock
$24.95
9" Black Plastic Wall Clock. Brand new in box. Precision quartz movement operates on one AA battery (not included). This is not a lighted clock.

FIGURSKI Street Sign ~ Personalized Family Lastname Sign ~ Gameroom, Basement, Garage Sign Novelty** METAL ALUMINUM
$19.95
FIGURSKI Street Sign, A BRAND NEW SIGN!! Made of aluminum and high quality vinyl lettering and graphics this sign is 4 x 18 inches. Made to last for years outdoors the sign is nice enough to display indoors. Comes with two holes pre-punched for easy installation, corners are rounded.

Figurski at Findhorn on Acid
$24.95
Frank "Many-Pens" Figurski, paroled after serving six years for killing Professor Quentin Kingsley, is on a mission. Having discovered what is apparently a seventeenth-century mechanical pig washed up on the beach at Findhorn Park, Frank embarks on a quest to determine the pig's authenticity. But it won't be easy, because Frank isn't the only one obsessed with antique porcine contraptions, and he's on acid.

Will Frank beat The No-Hands Cup Flipper and Fatima Michelle Vieuchanger to the punch, and definitively differentiate the original pig from the forgeries? Or will Frank lose his way in endless trailer parks, desert strip malls and spaceships, allowing his competitors to bring home all the bacon?

Holeton's hypertext mixes numerology, science fiction, Brit prog rock, eighteenth-century robotics, Boy Scouts and classic TV with a charming cadre of unreliable (and occasionally delusional) narrators, dishing up a comic, frantic narrative that recalls Monty Python in its absurdity and erudition.

FIGURSKI'S Bar and Grill Wall or Table Clock USA
$24.95
New. 10" Open Face Clock. Can be hung on the wall or displayed on a plate stand (not included). Graphics are permanently printed on 3/8" hardboard. They are rich and vibrant and will last a lifetime. Precision quartz movement operates on one AA battery (not included). This is a premium quality clock. Made in the USA! Money back guarantee! If you are not 100% satisfied with your purchase return the item to us for a full refund.