FUNNY

Retirement Office Hours Sign - Funny Retirement Gift
$4.99
The Retirement Office Hours Sign is a funny gift for a co-worker or relative who plans to "consult" in retirement, not working full-time. It reads: Office Hours Open most days about 9 or 10...but somedays as late as 12 or 1. We close about 5:30 or 6, occasionally about 4 or 5... Somedays or afternoons we aren't here at all and lately, I've been here just about all the time, except when I'm someplace else. Product Info Size: 12 inches long x 9 inches high

Shit List Notepad
$5.99
While everybody claims to have a shit list, theres never been a way to turn the metaphor into realityuntil now. Bring the power of organization to your grudges, and find psychological well-being through the mere act of writing grievances down. Keep track of offenders until the matter has been resolved! Includes spaces for offender's name, infraction, severity, when the breach occurred, etc. 60 sheet, 6 x 9".

Fanny Bank Funny Farting Ass Crack Coin Drop Bank
$13.99
Great gift to the father, exactly his type of humor. Fast shipping and everything sold as is. Thanks!

Shocking Pen FUNNY GAG GIFT
$19.95
I set up a fake sign in sheet at a Christmas party in my office.. Only got a few people but it was worth it. (Got the Boss too).