Diora Baird

Stan Helsing
$26.97
Wow, how do they do it? I know that I've absolutely hated every single "____" Movie ever made (other than the 1st "Scary Movie", that one was okay), & yet I keep renting these expecting them to maybe be better. I think to myself, "okay, as awful as the others have been, in order for someone to've dumped more money into one of these this has got to be better". And yet time & time again I find myself questioning why I've wasted 90+ minutes of my life time on these amature film maker's (I don't want to call these films) garbage.

Which brings me to "Stan Helsing", made by one of, or some of the hacks who brought us one of the "_____" Movies (who cares which one as they're all equally pathetic. You'd think I'd have learned my lesson by now, but nooooooo, I saw paradies of iconic horror characters & a distributor that generally takes pretty good care of it's iconic horror & thought "Yes!!! This must be the one that finally will redeem them for all the harm they've done in the past". Nope. Fooled again, I would rather sit through a full 24 hours of back to back Uwe Boll films than ever watch this putrid excuse of comedy (or parady for that matter). It's like these people making these movies don't understand what makes a parody funny. They don't get that just because you have something or someone in a movie that resembles someone or thing else does not automatically make it funny. The only thing that even remotely resembles any of the characters on the cover are the costumes. Nothing else, they expect that because they have these look alikes in their movie that automatically people will laugh. Not so, in fact the people that rented (or god forbid bought) the movie are more than likely fans of the characters & they've more than likely really insulted every single one of those people.

Bottom line, I AM DONE!!! Never again will I rent, buy, go see... whatever, these movies & anyone involved in these various movies, they're all dead to me. I'll pretend they never existed & that'll be the end of them (I hope). I think the only reason they still get funding to make these movies is exactly because of people like me who keep expecting that one day they'll finally have a winner. Advise to any and all movie exec's & producers out there, please oh please stop giving these guys money. Let them crawl back into the holes they came from & let the rest of us get on with our lives. BURN THIS MOVIE!!!!

2005 Diora Baird Playboy magazine
$14.82
Playboy Magazine August 2005 Table of Contents COVER STORY When Diora Baird first saw her Guess billboard she said, "Oh great, people are gonna get so sick of looking up at my boobs." Not so, of course, and now we'll see even more of Diora, with Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn in Wedding Crashers. Here, Odette Sugerman photographs her with Belle de Jourinspired spirit. Our Rabbit fits Diora like a glove. 20Q 118 KATE HUDSON INTERVIEW 59 EWAN MCGREGOR He made his mark in gritty indies like Trainspotting before seducing Nicole Kidman in Moulin Rouge and waggling a lightsaber in the new Star Wars movies. Then he did what most actors do when they're hot: He left on a 20,000-mile motorcycle trip. Now he's back, talking about playing a clone in The Island, the fun of dropping trou and the allure of Glaswegian girls. By Stephen Rebello PICTORIALS 72 ZUMANITY Get twisted over the entwined lithe bodies having an artful orgy in this fleshy Las Vegas spectacle. 90 PLAYMATE: TAMARA WITMER Head to Mexico with Miss August and see this 21-year-old model overcome her shyness and strip down to the basics. 122 OUR BEST GUESS See for yourself why billboards of Diora Baird, voluptuous Guess model and actress, stop traffic. NOTES AND NEWS 11 HEF'S HAPPY 79TH AND BUNNY BUSINESS See Hef's Casablanca-themed birthday bashwith Pink, Owen Wilson and Jennifer Tilly 115 CENTERFOLDS ON SEX: MARKETA JANSKA Miss July 2003 describes how three's company in the bedroom. 155 PLAYMATE NEWS Pamela Anderson. Jenny McCarthy and Shanna Moakler redefine the boob tube; Scarlett Keegan tells us why she's happily redheaded. REVIEWS 31 MOVIES Ewan McGregor and Scarlett Johansson are clones on the lam in The Island; Jamie Foxx gets sky-high in Stealth. 32 DVDS The real winner of the 2004 election? The Daily Show With Jon Stewart. 36 MUSIC Kanye West pushes the boundaries of rap with Late Registration; the Pixies' Frank Black plays it straight on his new solo album.

Hot Tamale
$9.98
I really liked this movie, I thought it was very funny and creative. I think Randy Spelling is a pretty good actor, at least he did a good job in this movie.

Y.P.F.
$27.98
It must be some kind of accomplishment to make a movie with this title that co-stars Carly Pope, Diora Baird, and Sonya Bennett almost preternaturally boring, but WHAT KIND of accomplishment I've no idea. Also, when an actress insists on wearing her bra during her would be sex scenes you have to wonder what she thought she signed up for, or what the director was thinking when he let her get away with it. Maybe they both thought she was back doing kiddie parties pretending to be Dora the Explorer.