![]() Catwoman [Blu-ray] $28.99 Perhaps the weak plot, the hackneyed characters and the stiff dialogue were factors in the common opinion that this was one of the worst superhero movies of its time but 'Catwoman' is not without its selling points either. Here are some: 1. Halle Berry looks good in a tight cat suit. 2. Lambert Wilson gets to play a snooty and unscrupulous executive...which is a bit of a stretch for him, right? Right? ...oh. 3. The DVD makes a good drink coaster so you won't get rings on your coffee table. 4. If you ever get stranded at sea, the reflective DVD can be used to signal passing ships. 5. If you don't own a protractor, the DVD can be used to trace a perfect circle. 6. For the price of one penny, "Catwoman" is an affordable purchase in todays tough economy. 7. Too few superhero movies have any appeal to cat lovers but not THIS one. 8. Provides proof for the theory that Sharon Stone can only be killed by falling off a skyscraper. 9. Willy Wonka might have hidden a "Golden Ticket" in the Catwoman DVD you buy. 10. Halle Berry looks good in a tight cat suit. ![]() Catwoman Suit Sexy Holiday Party Costume $35.69 This costume has a really short torso that sort of squishes down your chest and flattens your butt. It works for what I need it to - I'm altering it to a one shoulder catsuit, but if you want to have a sexy shape, maybe order the next size up. I haven't tried on any but the size I ordered, and the circumference was fine, but everything just seemed a little too short. ![]() Catwoman Vol. 3: Relentless (Batman) $19.95 In the third of Ed Brubaker's Catwoman trades, she continues on her merry way, and is still straddling the line between crime and crimefighting. She will rescue people from the police, and also hand hoods over to them. A bit of larceny for a good cause is not beyond her, either. However, when some unfans of hers come looking for a violent resolution, she has more than the normal number of problems. ![]() Catwoman (Widescreen Edition) $12.98 Perhaps the weak plot, the hackneyed characters and the stiff dialogue were factors in the common opinion that this was one of the worst superhero movies of its time but 'Catwoman' is not without its selling points either. Here are some: 1. Halle Berry looks good in a tight cat suit. 2. Lambert Wilson gets to play a snooty and unscrupulous executive...which is a bit of a stretch for him, right? Right? ...oh. 3. The DVD makes a good drink coaster so you won't get rings on your coffee table. 4. If you ever get stranded at sea, the reflective DVD can be used to signal passing ships. 5. If you don't own a protractor, the DVD can be used to trace a perfect circle. 6. For the price of one penny, "Catwoman" is an affordable purchase in todays tough economy. 7. Too few superhero movies have any appeal to cat lovers but not THIS one. 8. Provides proof for the theory that Sharon Stone can only be killed by falling off a skyscraper. 9. Willy Wonka might have hidden a "Golden Ticket" in the Catwoman DVD you buy. 10. Halle Berry looks good in a tight cat suit. |
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