Billy Bob

Billybob GIMME A KISS red lips Novelty PACIFIER Billy Bob teeth gag gift
$8.05
haven't use it yet
but seemed so fun to me
so definitely will try :)

In the Moon of Red Ponies: A Billy Bob Holland Novel (Billy Bob Boy Howdy)
$7.99
Basically the bad guys have it in for an indian war-hero, shaman, mystic, drunk, sometime reservation rabble-rouser and a whole bunch of other people get pulled into the action. Motivations are never clear, if they had ignored the indian nothing would have happened, maybe they just didn't like indians. This might be a study in post-traumatic stress disorder in its various forms. Hostility, irrationality, paranoia prevail. All these characters bounce off each other, some get killed, and eventually the book is over. Just about everybody is real tough but nobody seems capable of any type of rational thinking. God forbid they should communicate with any clarity. Lots of bs philosophizing by the hero who gets to lovingly relate his violent past while feeling guilty about it(his only violent action is laughable but presented in heroic terms). Mysticism galore of the indian, Christian, and other varieties. Dreams abound and ghosts appear. The future is foretold.

Never read Burke before, maybe I will in future. My problem is that he introduces potentially interesting characters (the indian, the circus clown, the cop) but cannot seem to handle them thereafter.

Billy Bob Fun Hair Visor Black with Grey Hair
$14.75
The hat has gotten lots of laughs from our friends. We have had numerous requests to know where we bought it. The looks on their faces were priceless -- mostly because we told them he had gotten a hair transplant. Love it!

Beautiful Door
$13.98
Billy's vocals are pointless endeavors. Listening to these tracks is like listening to a drunk uncle trying to get through some honky tonk tunes at a country bar after everyone's gone home. Billy, leave us out of your narcissistic musical hobby. Spend your millions on other things. You're a fine actor. You're a terrible singer.