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American Pie Presents: Beta House
$14.98
The sixth entry in the long-running American Pie franchise anchors its story in the tried-and-true rivalry between nerds and jocks while serving up the non-stop barrage of raunchy gags for which the series has earned its notoriety. The twist in Beta House is that the nerds are actually the heels of the picture, while the heroes (as it were) are hormonally super-charged Erik Stifler (John White) and his pals, who pledge at their college's most chaotic frat during their freshman year. That the fraternity, Beta House, is run by Erik's cousin Dwight (Steve Talley) only works in their favor, but trouble rears its head in the form of the Geek House, a rival frat made up of socially awkward boys with money to burn due to their technological superiority. The apex of their clash is the Greek Olympics (inexplicably presided over by American Pie regular Eugene Levy), which descends into a frenzy of scatological sight gags (one bit, inspired by the Russian Roulette scene in The Deer Hunter, is jaw-droppingly gross). The sweetness that tempered the sex jokes in the original American Pie is completely absent from this entry; that, however, may not be a bad thing for some viewers. The DVD includes a considerable amount of deleted material, including whole story lines removed from the final product; commentary by and interviews with the cast and crew, outtakes, an in-character interview with Levy, and a ridiculous "Yule Log" featurette (a smutty play on the old Video Yule Log) round out the extras. --Paul Gaita

Salicylic Acid 30% Chemical Peel, 30mL (Professional)
$29.95
Salicylic Acid is a perfect remedy for those who naturally have oily skin, severe acne (acne vulgaris), clogged pores, and blackheads. Salicylic acid is an excellent deep pore cleanser with with many anti-aging properties. These peels work much better then pro-active or or any other mild acne treatment on the market. This is why Dermatologists and other skin care specialists have been using Salicylic Acid treatment for years!!! Salicylic acid is a Beta-Hydroxy Acid, which is an outstanding deep cleanser especially designed for the skin. Acne vulgaris is the most "common" form of acne. This happens by an excess secretion of oils from the sebaceous glands in conjunction with dead skin cells (corneocytes) which block the follicle of the hair. These oil secretions build up underneath the blocked pore, creating a perfect environment for bacteria. Salicylic acid works best on acne prone and sensitive skin types. Because of the larger size of the molecule, Salicylic Acid generates less irritation than the Alpha Hydroxy Acids (Glycolic acid), allowing the structure to cling to the surface for longer periods of time, resulting in Excellent deep pore cleaning abilities. Salicylic Acid Destroys the bacteria below and unclogges the pores, allowing the skin to breathe. EACH ORDER INCLUDES: 1 ounce high quality SALICYLIC ACID 30% (30-45 PEELS) MAX STRENGTH, Now available with dropper for easier distribution in sealed blue glass bottle, Easy-to-follow professional chemical peel information booklet with detailed instructions, Booklet includes precautions, preparation, directions, combining peels, after peel therapy and healing process procedure, Guaranteed NEW AND IMPROVED SKIN with long lasting results!!!

The Beta Band
$16.98
When a record that starts with a freakish rendering of the '40s novelty tune "Mr. Sandman" collides into a loping rap that boasts of chicken, fish, and cold love in Scotland and then maneuvers into a rave-up worthy of Elvis, it normally would spell trouble. But the Beta Band actually manage to make this wacked-out pastiche work. The Scottish combo skillfully massage their tracks into thrilling sound collages that draw on electronica, country, prog rock, and psychedelia without ever going beyond the point of kitsch. The stoned beauty of "It's Not Too Beautiful" recalls the mesmerizing layered vocals of Pink Floyd, but tosses in a demented breakdown to throw any nostalgia seeker off the scent. The steel drums and reggae bass line of "No. 15" combine shamble with shuffle to give this slacker's recitation of "15 reasons not to spend my life with you" a lazy charm. The Beta Band extend a simple invitation with their woozy music: Get baked. --Lois Maffeo

Nu-kote Model B193 Correctable Film Typewriter Ribbon
$5.75
Correctable Compatible Film Ribbon for Adler