13th Child

Maoz Tsur
$0.99

13th Child: Legend of the Jersey Devil
$9.98
...I wanted to burn the thing myself.

My wife and I like laughing at schlock, but this one defines "going past good and back to bad," it defines HACK. There's having fun with your amateur skills, and then there's telling yourself, and the audience, that money is the only thing keeping your work from being important.

Stay away. No matter how masochistic you think you are. You'd have a similar yet better time watching a leper pleasure themselves with a mirror.

Rubies Costume Friday the 13th Child's Jason Hockey Jersey and Mask Costume, Large
$32.99
The Jason Hockey Jersey with Mask costume includes: red and black hockey jersey and classic Jason EVA hockey mask. The jersey sports several Jason mask logos, the number 13, and the name "Voorhees." Jeans and undershirt not included. This is an officially licensed JasonTM and Friday The 13thTM product.

13th Child: Legend of Jersey Devil [VHS]
$9.98
...I wanted to burn the thing myself.

My wife and I like laughing at schlock, but this one defines "going past good and back to bad," it defines HACK. There's having fun with your amateur skills, and then there's telling yourself, and the audience, that money is the only thing keeping your work from being important.

Stay away. No matter how masochistic you think you are. You'd have a similar yet better time watching a leper pleasure themselves with a mirror.